Monday, April 16, 2007

...what we pretend to be!

Beware, we're what we pretend to' be!

(Vithal C Nadkarni)

The president of the local dub is a grumpy greybeard. His crankiness could be correlated with increased intelligence according to new research, which says older people with more intelligence tend to be crabbier than those with lesser intelligence. Folks with above-average IQ s tend to be sunnier when they are younger. They're more likely to be open to new situations but with age they turn into curmudgeons.

The moral is that the kinds of openness younger people need to absorb new information may be less meaningful to older and smarter adults, who've been there and done that, and acquired a lot of knowledge. The other possibility may be that the irascible oldies were just plain unlucky: had they been exposed to the dark comic talent of Kurt Vonnegut, who died on Thursday at the age of 84, their souls might have been saved for the Sun! Mr. Vonnegut's self-confessed goal in writing novels was to catch people before they become generals, and senators and presidents just the sort of smart but testy older eminences that we're talking about.

Mr. Vonnegut also said he wanted to poison the minds of these people with potential prickles with humanity and to encourage them to make a better world. For Mr. Vonnegut, who wrote such classics as Slaughter house-5 and Cat's Cradle, the only possible redemption for the madness and apparent meaninglessness of existence was human kindness. The title character in his 1965 novel God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, summed up his philosophy thus: "Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Its round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies you've got about hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies, - 'God damn it, you've got to be kind.’

However, he's mostly likely to be remembered for his Zen-like phrase "so it goes". This ran through his books, appearing whenever there was death and dying. (Martin Luther King was shot a month ago. He died too. So it goes. And every day my government gives me count of corpses created by military science in Vietnam. So it goes.) It became a catchphrase of the antiwar activists every where who treasured Mr. Vonnegut as “the closest thing they had to Voltaire”. Now that he's gone (So it goes), remember to be kind. What if you cannot? Then just pretend. As he said, we are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

Friday, April 6, 2007

Spiritual journey

"A trip to the holy shrine of Mata Vaishno Devi is an enchanting experience, both for the body and the soul"

(PRERNA KATIYAR)

IT'S EVERYONE'S dream to visit the holy shrine of Vaishno Devi once in lifetime. For the believers, it's a spiritual journey. And surprisingly even non-believers throng the place curious to find out what is it that pulls the masses to its fold every year. Well, for me it was sheer excitement of taking a weekend break and the pleasure to visit a holy place with my family.
In all, it's an l3-km trek from the base station Katra. At a distance of 1 km from Katra is Banganga. To cross this point, you need a registration slip that can be obtained from the Yatri Registration Centre (YRC) near the Katra bus stand. You also have the option to get it online. This slip has to be shown while entering darbar too which determines your number in the queue for darshan.

Vaishno Devi is located in the Trikuta Mountains at a height of 5,200 feet, about 61 km north of Jarnmu city. We chose to cover the trek on foot. If you aren't feeling physically fit, you have the option of covering the winding path via palanquin, the pony or the helicopter.

That's right. You have the option of reaching the darbar via flight (How do you think most VIPs and politicians manage to get to the 'top', on their foot?). It's a delight to see the departure and arrival timing of flights for the shrine which says, departure 11:00am, arrival ll: 05am. But the real adventure lies in taking a little pain and going en-masse on foot.

The enthusiasm-among the devotees is mind blowing. After covering about 9.5 km, there is a place called Sanji Chhat, which is primarily a resting area. Taking a few breaks and not missing a cup of coffee at Cafe Coffee Day (It's even there! In fact, there are two outlets on the way); we hardly felt any pain when we actually got to the 'Bhawan'. And the Shrine Board has done a terrific job by making arrangement for food, cloakroom, accommodation and changing room available at affordable prices.

The instruction in the cave requested devotees not even to mumble when inside, but the crowd, who was so overwhelmingly charged, 'hardly bothered. And in the 'tussle of pushes, came the chants of “Jor se bole (Jai Mata die), aage wale (jai Mata de), peechhe wale (jai Mata de)
And while I was struggling to find the ground beneath my feet, literally, I saw two men on duty standing who turned me to show the real abode of the Devi. I had barely finished paying obei- sance to the Devi, in the form of three pindies on a natural rock, and realising that now I too belong to that 'genre' who have had the Devi Ke Darshan, alas, my turn was over and I was asked to move on as others behind were desperately waiting for their turn. That was fair enough.

Legends say that the Darshan is not complete until you Visit the Bhairon Nath temple which is at a distance of about one and a half km, atop an adjacent hill. So, we too decided to make it the last leg of our visit. Our return journey was a smooth one as we opted to hire pitthus (pony), feeling a bit tired by now. Just one last bit about the trip. Don't miss the langar that is served on your return to the base station and it tastes even better as the satisfaction in your heart of making it to the 'top' makes it a1l the more delectable!

NAVIGATOR

Air Port: Closest to the Vaishno Devi shrine is at Jammu. Indian and Jet Airways operate regu1ar flights to Jammu from Srinagar and Delhi; Indian also has two flights weekly from Leh to Jammu.

Rail: Many trains link Jammu to major Indian cities, including Delhi, Kolkata, Chennai, Bhopal, Mumbai and Hyderabad.

Base trek: Base for the trek, up to Vaishno Devi is Katra,50 km from Jammu. Regular buses and taxis are available from Jammu